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So, guess what? 33 Immortals is popping back up for Xbox Insiders. Yeah, starting this Tuesday, May 20, right at the crack of 8am PT (or is it 11am ET? Time zones, am I right?). Anyway, you’ve got six days to dive in before it shuts down on Monday, the 26th. Oh, and big news—it’s hitting Xbox One now. Yep, Thunder Lotus has been busy, and they’re all hyped for you to jump in. Limited spots, though. Classic, right? So, maybe set an alarm or whatever.
## So, What’s This All About?
Alright, here’s the vibe: You’re a damned soul (no pressure!), rebelling against God’s final judgment. You throw yourself into these wild 33-player co-op battles, all ready to raid and stuff. Teamwork is a must if you don’t wanna get wiped by these huge, terrifying bosses. Seriously, they’re no joke. You’ll get to snag some cool relics, tweaking your soul for the long haul. It’s all about outrunning the divine wrath or something. If you’re curious, just hit up the 33 Immortals website for the skinny.
## Tweaks & Patches
Okay, big updates. Control rebinding—check. Sword of Justice got a touch-up thanks to player feedback. Same deal with the Staff of Sloth. Even the Bow of Hope’s been reworked. And hey, the Daggers of Greed got some love too. Fixed some pesky feats, so cheers to that. I’m sure there’s like ten pages of patch notes somewhere. I’m not your mom, though, so you can go find them yourself.
## Playtest When?
Mark it down: it kicks off Tuesday, May 20, at 8am PT (11am ET) and wraps the party Monday, May 26, at 8am PT (11am ET).
## Jumping In
Right, to get in on this: Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (11am ET), pop onto your Xbox or PC, fire up the Xbox Insider Hub app. If you don’t have it, guess you gotta snag it from the Store first. Head over to Previews > 33 Immortals, hit join, and let registration do its thing. Then hit the Store for the 33 Immortals Beta download. Easy peasy—if you’re lucky to nab a spot since it’s first-come, first-served. It’s a madhouse, honestly.
## Giving Feedback (And Not Just Complaints)
Stumble upon any glitches in 33 Immortals Beta? Don’t ghost us. Hold the home button on your controller, yell at it (just kidding), select Report a problem, and pick the Games category, 33 Immortals Beta subcategory. Fill out the form, spill your thoughts—help us help you, basically.
## Staying in the Loop
Need more info or just love updates? Stalk us on X/Twitter at @XboxInsider and keep an eye on this blog for all the juicy tidbits. Wanna chat around the digital watercooler? Head to the Xbox Insider SubReddit. The internet’s a weird and wonderful place.
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And there you have it—a beautiful mess.
