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So, like, Call of Duty — man, where to start? Season 4 of Black Ops 6 and Warzone is dropping on May 29, and oh boy, have they crammed in a bunch of stuff. We’ve got new maps, modes, and all sorts of things I can’t even keep track of. And speaking of maps, there’s this new point, The Overlook, in Warzone. Sounds ominous, right? It’s like when you’re in a video game and you stop to look at the scenery, except now there are security checkpoints and cranes. Giant cranes. Why do I find that cool? No idea.
And if movies are your thing, they’ve got cosmetics inspired by the Ballerina movie. And operators! New operators! Omen and Stitch are coming along for the ride, which feels like an odd buddy cop film, but who am I to judge?
But wait, there’s more! Black Ops 6 has some fresh maps too. Fugitive, Shutdown, and Blitz — Blitz is doing double duty as a 2v2 map. I guess they decided players needed cramped chaos. Then there’s Eclipse and Fringe coming mid-season. Also, the Grim Reaper Scorestreak. Have you ever wanted a semi-automatic rocket launcher that feels like it was designed just for mayhem? No? Well, now you have it.
Oh, and did I mention zombies? Groovy. New Gobbleguns and some odd Grief mode making an entrance. Call of Duty is really branching out. They’re putting their fingers in every pie—figuratively, of course. It’s like they’re this startup brewery trying every flavor of cider, just to see what sticks. Zombies and ballerinas, sky’s the limit!
Anyway, remember how the Simpsons just sorta kept going? Turns out a former developer thinks Call of Duty is basically the Simpsons of video games. Not that I disagree, but it’s quite the way to put it, right? I mean, can you imagine Homer with a rocket launcher? Actually, don’t imagine that, or do — I’m not your boss.
And before I forget, the game will do things like drop Clash mode on May 29, while things like Havoc Royale are set to show up mid-season. Care packages too! They just love teasing us, don’t they? Maybe they’re like, “Here’s a sprinkle of chaos, here’s another.” It’s like watching a fireworks show but, you know, with more gunfire.
That’s about it, I think — well, for now. Buckle up, May 29’s around the corner, and it sounds like it’s gonna be a loud ride. Happy gaming, folks!
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