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Alright, let’s just dive into this Borderlands 4 stuff, yeah? It’s almost here, finally. We’ve been waiting forever, feels like a lifetime, doesn’t it? Anyway, so the trail of breadcrumbs they’ve been leaving… it seems like this time the game’s going in a bit more of a “serious” direction. Which is honestly kinda cool? I mean, humor’s great and all, but a little switch-up isn’t bad. Keeps things fresh, right? Or something like that.
But hold up—don’t go thinking they’ve totally ditched the laughs. Nope. They’ve still got those characters we love—and, let’s be real, love to hate—like Claptrap. Oh, Claptrap. If ever there was a robot you kinda want to mute… no offense, buddy! Actually, and here’s the kicker—they’re letting you adjust his volume specifically. Yup, there’s a slider just for him. Can you believe it? A Claptrap volume control. This could be dangerous! Like, what’s next? Maybe we’ll start seeing sliders for every character we find annoying. Can of worms, anyone?
Anyway, let’s not get all heated. Moving on—oh, but there’s Lilith, Ava—wait, Ava! Man, people either love her or really don’t… but hey, she’s been said to show up again. Maybe she’s got a slider too? Who knows! Anyway—ah, distracted again.
And back to Claptrap: his super annoying shtick is sorta iconic, isn’t it? The guy’s been with us from the start, driving us crazy in the best way possible. That volume slider should probably stay just a goofy gimmick, in my humble opinion, lest we smooth out all the lovely chaos that makes Borderlands what it is.
Oh, and before I totally spiral here, did you catch the new Vault Hunters they’ll be introducing? Not gonna spoil too much, but there’s Vex, Rafa, Harlowe, and Amon. Names sound cool, right? And of course, September 12th is when this all kicks off. Mark your calendars, if you haven’t already!
Alright, wrap up time. Borderlands 4 could either totally blow our minds or… well… just be another installment. Either way, gonna be a ride and Claptrap? Dude, don’t change too much.
Here we go, folks, the next chapter awaits—even if some characters just won’t stop talking.
