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So, Capcom just spilled the beans on who’s crashing the party in Street Fighter 6 next year. And get this, the news didn’t drop with a boring press release or anything. Nope. They had pro wrestler Kenny Omega dressing up like the new guys, trying to pull off their moves. I mean, imagine seeing him trying to be all Muay Thai with Sagat’s gear. Made my day, honestly.
Alright, so here’s who’s heading our way: Sagat, the Muay Thai boss himself, strutting in by next summer. Can practically feel those high kicks already. Then, C. Viper’s sneaking in by autumn – all decked out in her high-tech gizmos like she’s about to film a spy thriller or something.
Oh, and Alex! That wrestling dude who loves tossing people like pizza dough is back for some winter action. He was in Street Fighter V and just couldn’t stay away, it seems. Then there’s Ingrid, who’s got a smile like sunshine but hits like a storm. By spring, she’s gonna be lighting up the arena with those mysterious vibes of hers.
Oh yeah, if you’re itching to get your hands on Street Fighter 6 because you’ve somehow missed out until now, the Years 1-2 Fighters Edition is out everywhere. Even on the Nintendo Switch 2, which, if I’m honest, I didn’t even know was a thing until recently.
Anyway, wasn’t there a trailer or something? Kenny Omega going all out… or was it just a fever dream? Whatever it was, it’s out there floating in the video universe. Catch it if you can.
So, are you hyped or what?