Oh wow, so there’s this new update in the Nintendo eShop for Europe. I mean, who knew I’d be scrolling through this today? Anyway, it’s all about fresh games for the Nintendo Switch and, drumroll, the elusive Nintendo Switch 2. Yep, plenty of discounts too, which my wallet doesn’t exactly mind.
Okay, so first, the Nintendo Switch 2. Sounds like a spaceship or something, right? But nah, it’s just games — though aren’t they kinda like spaceships for your mind? Just me? Alrighty then. So, what’s popping this week?
Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. Flashback to the late ’90s digital pets? Yes, please. Mark the calendar for Friday, June 27th. Side note, remember those little egg-shaped devices? I once had a Tamagotchi named Bob. Don’t ask why — still haunts me a bit.
Anyway, shifting gears a bit. Here’s what’s hitting the plain old Nintendo Switch this week, not to diss it, it’s still a trusty companion:
So, we have A Bibelot: Y-Break. Kind of sounds like a yoga retreat, but let’s see. Then, Against the Storm. Okay, who’s brave enough for that one? Oh, Agarta. Is it just me, or does that sound like an enchanted kingdom? Okay, moving on…
An Aisling. Reminds me of somebody I met once. Random memory flash, but okay, I’m back.
Okay, then there’s Anvil Saga, for all those medieval kind of vibes, right? And wait for it, Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon. Now, if that doesn’t scream nostalgia, I don’t know what does.
Architect Life: A House Design Simulator — because maybe we all secretly want to be interior designers? Or not. Here’s one that got me a bit confused — Arisen Force: Life Devotee. Deep or what?
There’s Bambas! launching on Friday, June 27th. Throw that in the calendar too. Anyone else thinking about shoes? Just me again? Ah, well.
Bee Flowers: Save The Garden. I didn’t even realize gardens needed saving, but there we are. Block Party DX! Probably not what my introverted self would pick, but hey.
Then there’s BMX City Run, coming Friday too. Flashbacks to trying to ride a bike and failing. Ah, memories.
And the list goes on with randomness like Bullets & Brains and CarGo! Not exactly the warm and fuzzy titles, but you do you, Nintendo.
Right, where was I? Oh yeah, tons more, like Cozy Garden Simulator — because, comfy. But Crayon Dino? Now that’s one colorful mental image I didn’t know I needed till now.
Dark Dolls sounds spooky, and Dungeons of Paint — Again, painting dungeons? Who thinks of these things?
Not losing track yet? Me neither or maybe just a little.
Loads more like Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
Anyway, let’s see — there’s something about drone flying over random places in Korea. Maybe that’s cool? Still trying to wrap my head around those.
Oh, and there’s Zombie Scream and Zombies Overloaded. Because a world without zombies is like a world without… well, okay it’s just different.
Not gonna lie, this chaotic mix kinda made my day. Maybe my brain’s on overdrive, but hey, life’s better with a touch of randomness, right?
