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Okay, so Warhammer Skulls is making this grand entrance from the Warp — yeah, like it just casually took a cosmic detour or something — and it’s gonna crash onto your screens real soon. May 22, if you’re keeping track. This thing’s like a merry-go-round of Warhammer fun, with all the surprise updates, game news, and discounts popping out like confetti. I remember hearing Space Marine 2 and, oh yeah, Rogue Trader, were gonna get some attention. Darktide too. If you’re into that kinda sci-fi jazz, this is like your birthday and New Year’s rolled into one.
Here’s the kicker: they’re kicking things off with this livestream thing. Tossing it out there on Warhammer’s official Twitch. Hosting it? Rahul Kohli. You know him? That’s a biggie. We won’t even have to stay up all night here in the UK. So yes, Nottingham, cheers for that. Okay, where was I?
Oh right, cookies… or discounts. Yeah, it’s not just about geeking out over new stuff. You can snag some Warhammer games for way less dough. Picture this: some games might even go 90% off. It’s like, if you’re budgeting for Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC, maybe save those pennies, yeah? Who knows, might treat yourself to a few games. Or a lot. Again, your choice.
Let’s chat about Warhammer’s streak lately. It’s not just gaming. The whole IP is blazing hot. I mean, Space Marine 2? Phenomenal. Social buzz, fiscal gains, the whole shebang. And that Secret Level episode — if you know, you know. And what about that Henry Cavill Amazon thing? Still cooking, hopefully. Feels like the right time to be a Warhammer nut, am I right?
So, tuning in or taking a pass? Drop your thoughts below. Or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.
