5 Exciting Games We’re Eager to Dive Into This Weekend

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So, you can play this on the Switch 2 or whatever. Honestly, I gotta say, there’s something wild waiting down in the planet’s core. Sounds deep, right? Anyway — bananas. Yeah, bananas. They might be the whole point or maybe I just love saying “banana!” It’s this game, Donkey Kong Bananza, and let me tell ya, it’s all about just smashing through stuff, like the ground is made of cookie crumbs or something. You get all these neat powers when you turn into different “bananza” things. I don’t know why that word cracks me up. Bananza!

But the real kicker? Donkey Kong got a makeover. Gone is the sly guy from Donkey Kong Country. Now he’s more like this happy-go-lucky dude, brain on vacation and heart full of love—mostly for bananas and his buddy Pauline. Seriously, when she’s down, she just looks at his goofy, sweet mug and suddenly belts out a tune like she’s owning the stage. I mean, can you imagine having someone in your life who fills you with so much uncomplicated, pure support that your insecurities just vanish? We could all use a friend like that.

Man, what an icon. Donkey Kong is totally back, and this game might just be his top gig ever. — Carolyn Petit