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Alright, so there’s a new game rolling out. Dotemu and The Game Kitchen—names that always sound like some kind of random band collaboration to me—are gearing up to drop this baby, NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound, on PlayStation and Switch soon. Mark your calendars, July 31st is the day. Seriously, check it out if you can.
Saw this video preview—it’s behind one of those age gates. Why do they always ask for your birthday? I mean, my birth year doesn’t change, YouTube! Anyway, the visuals are enough to make someone wanna smash the play button.
Here’s the deal: This isn’t just another spin on Ninja Gaiden. It’s like they took the epic nostalgia from the original Ninja Gaiden games and threw it in a blender with some modern graphics and—bam!—we’ve got Ragebound. You get this young ninja, Kenji Mozu, stepping up to protect his home while the main hero is off, well, being the main hero somewhere else. As usual, demons are causing chaos, because of course they are.
Kenji’s running the show with some aggressive allies, including this Black Spider Clan, which sounds like something out of a Saturday morning cartoon villain lineup. Only, less Saturday morning and more sneaky-dark-vibe. I’ve gotta admit, I love it when stories have those unexpected team-ups. You know, lights flashing, swords clashing, and dramatic ninja moves abound.
And then there’s this “Ninja Fusion” thing. What a name! Sounds like a 90s cartoon or maybe a post-gym workout drink. It’s one of those mechanics that are simple to start with but make you question your life choices once you try mastering them. Classic, right?
Visually, Ragebound is a beaut. Almost makes you wanna frame each pixel-perfect moment. It’s got that old-school vibe but shiny new paint—real feast for the eyes, no kidding.
Think you can take on the role of this master ninja? I don’t know. Maybe try not to get squashed by a demon horde first. Then, give it your best shot.
Are you in for some pixelated chaos? I guess only time will tell.
