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So, apparently, April was a wild ride for PlayStation fans. I mean, who would’ve thought Oblivion would make a comeback? Anyway, let’s dive into this chaotic mess of game downloads. But, hold on—wasn’t I supposed to be doing something else? Forget it, let’s just talk about these games.
First up, across the US and EU, Oblivion Remastered somehow clawed its way to the top of the PS5 list. And Forza Horizon 5? Listening to my neighbor go on about it—fueled by too much caffeine, no doubt—is probably why I even noticed it. Oh, and Minecraft is still hanging in there. Eternal blocks of digital legos, anyone?
Jumping into PS4 realms, nostalgia decided to slap us with Red Dead Redemption 2 at the top. Like, again?! Whoever’s still playing it—I salute your dedication. Devil May Cry HD and Minecraft are in this list, too. They must have some kind of magical staying power… or is it just me thinking that?
Oh, what would April be without some VR chaos? Wanderer: The Fragments of Fate swooped in across the board in the VR scene. All those games you’ve needed a helmet for—enough to make your head spin. Literally and metaphorically.
Okay, deep breath—moving to the free stuff, it’s like déjà vu. Fortnite and Call of Duty: Warzone are still leading. Surprise, surprise! Rocket League and Roblox are cruising along. Roblox! That’s like the internet’s wild west. The rest are there too, creating this digital stew of free-to-play pandemonium.
I suppose that’s it? Anyway, what are you playing this month? Something tells me there’s more to explore. Or maybe not, and it’s just me being distracted. Who knows where the time goes when you’re gaming?
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And there you have it, a rollercoaster of my thoughts on April’s PlayStation downloads.
