Sure thing, let’s dive into this:
So, Dysmantle. Ever heard of it? Yeah, it’s basically this survival game that’s been stomping the charts—blows my mind really, but hey, over two million folks decided they needed it. That’s not just some random number; the developer, 10tons, folks who apparently don’t need sleep, announced they hit this milestone. It’s been out for over 40 months now, though November 2021 was when it really hit 1.0. Before that, there was a whole year of “Early Access.” Sounds fancy, right? Basically, gamers get to play while it’s still being crafted. And it’s everywhere—PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, iOS, Android… like, pick a platform, it’s probably there.
Oh, but they didn’t spill the beans on which platform sells more copies. Curious, right? Maybe they like to keep us on our toes.
And to mark this head-scratching success, guess what? They’re rolling out a physical version for PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch. Going old school with a disc. I suppose there’s just something about holding a game in your hands, isn’t there?
Sampo Töyssy (try saying that five times fast), who’s pretty high up at 10tons, gave a shoutout to the fans, like, “Seriously guys, thanks a ton.” They’re dropping this physical edition on June 27th. Bittersweet moment though. They wanted to drop this in the US too, but nope, not happening just yet, thanks to some unexplained hiccup. But if you’re out there wanting this game in your collection, fingers crossed you snag it somehow.
And there it is—a tale of triumph, discs, and the mysterious platform sales that might never be revealed. But really, who’s counting?
