NIS America just dropped some big news, and honestly, it’s kinda wild. So, apparently, Disgaea 7 Complete is coming to the Nintendo Switch with some exclusive stuff. You gotta check this out—or don’t, it’s up to you.
Anyway, there’s this demon named Pirilika. She’s got more cash than I can imagine and is super into bushido. The girl arrives at the Hinomoto Netherworlds just dying to dive into their culture and snack on some iconic noodles. But then—plot twist—everything’s replaced by pasta thanks to some villain called Demmodore Opener. Seriously, what a name! This sends her spiraling. So, she teams up with some warrior dude, Fuji, to, like, set things straight over there. Culture shock much?
Oh, and this is the ultimate version of Disgaea 7, loaded with the game, all the DLCs, and a bunch of fresh features. I guess that’s their way of saying, “More chaos, please!”
And then, get this—there’s a bonus episode that, if you finish it, unlocks a new character. You get to hang with Fuji and Pirilika on another adventure through classic Disgaea Netherworlds. It’s like a greatest hits tour but in a game. Asagi, the “eternal next main character” (I don’t know what this means either), is the cherry on top.
Plus, they’re raising the stakes. You can max out your stats, wield some insane Infernal Weapons, and face off against Rakshasa Baal—sounds intense, right? Disgaea 7 is pulling no punches here.
Oh man, I got sidetracked. I think I was saying something about noodles and pasta? Yeah, who even decided noodles were the enemy here? I guess we’ll have to wait and see how it unfolds in the game.
Anyway, this is happening later this year on the Switch, but who knows? Maybe aliens will land first. Either way, I’ll be watching with popcorn—if I don’t get distracted by something shiny first.
