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Ever just get lost in thought about Pokémon? Like, why certain ones don’t make the cut in Pokémon GO but totally own in the main games? I’ve been there. Grab a coffee, let’s chat.
So, we have this thing with everyone’s favorite- or maybe not?- Niantic game, Pokémon GO. It just tosses out a bunch of what’s core to Pokémon battles. Abilities? Out. Held Items? Forget it. Type immunities, and a bunch of stats? Gone with the wind, folks. It’s like they stripped it down to its skivvies for mobile fun. And sure, makes it easy to play in line at the grocery store, but some Pokémon, like our ninja pal Accelgor, kinda get left in the dust. Literally.
Imagine Speed being your thing—zooming around like a caffeinated squirrel, ready to pounce. In the original games, Speed’s a game-changer. Let’s just say, Accelgor’s Speed is a blazing 145! Outrunning everyone. Except now? Reduced to the average Joe with Sp. Atk at 100. Talk about a letdown. Yes, I’m that person feeling bad for digital creatures. Sorry not sorry.
Anyway, what if Pokémon GO threw in some fairy dust or, I dunno, updated their game to give Speed its due cred? Like, say it sped up Charged Moves or maybe gave Fast Moves a leg up. “Leg up” for Speed… get it? It could bring those speedy fellas back in the spotlight, where they belong.
And hear me out—why stop at battles? We’re wandering around, catching critters IRL, right? What if your PokéBuddy helped hatch those stubborn eggs faster? Picture this: you’re walking, and with a quick-footed buddy like Accelgor, eggs pop open in less distance. Sweet, right? It’s a thought. Maybe it’s me dreaming. Or maybe… just maybe, there’s something to it.
Now, introducing Speed isn’t like flipping a pancake—more like making a soufflé. Tricky, and nope, I can’t bake. But look, Pokémon GO’s dabbled with big stuff before. Mega Evolutions, Dynamax—stuff’s always evolving (pun intended). A new stat might shake things up but—let’s face it—it’s happened before. Keeps the game fresh. So, about that marathon-running Deoxys, Speed Forme anyone?
To wrap it up,… wait, where was I going? Oh, yeah. Speed in Pokémon GO isn’t just some ludicrous fantasy from a fan clutching their Switch in a coffee shop. It’s a shake-up I think we can all rally behind, to give critters like Accelgor and Greninja their rightful spotlight. Not saying it’s happening tomorrow—or ever—but a fan can dream.
Anyway, if you catch me wandering around mumbling about Speed stats, now you know. Here’s to Accelgor staging its comeback. Or not. We’ll see.
