Okay, so here’s the deal, right? Those whispers about a Switch 2 Pro? Yeah, just put those on ice for, like, um, four years? Maybe more? Who’s counting.
So here’s the thing — remember when everyone freaked out about tariffs? Or maybe it was just me with a serious Mario Kart craving (I mean, can you blame me?). Anyway, no matter the cause, the Switch 2 is seriously taking off like a cat on a hot tin roof. Ever try to keep up with one of those? It’s impossible.
Nintendo casually dropped some numbers on us tonight. Get this — in just four days, over 3.5 million Switch 2 systems flew off the shelves. Let that sink in for a sec. Fastest-selling Nintendo system ever. Like, ever. Back in the day, the first Switch hit 2.74 million in the whole month of March 2017. Yeah, digest that. It’s wild.
Oh, and about where all these dazzling gaming beauties are being snatched up — stay tuned. Nintendo promises to spill the beans when they chat about their financial wizardry for fiscal Q1. Sometime between a late July BBQ and early August beach days. Keep an eye out. Or don’t. Up to you.
Wait, where was I? Right. Switch 2. It’s a really big deal.
