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Okay, so here we go again. Sony drops its usual weekly stash for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, VR, and Plus users. It’s like the chaotic weekly treasure hunt, right? Anyway, here’s my take on this week’s PlayStation Store update. I’ve got this not-so-neat rundown for the big regions worldwide. Think of this as your Tuesday ritual—or don’t. Totally up to you.
North American Chaos—er, Update
May’s PlayStation Plus Essentials
Alright, this month gives us:
- ARK: Survival Extended (PS4/PS5)
- Balatro (PS4/PS5)
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (PS4/PS5)
Cool, right? Or maybe not. Depends on your mood, I guess.
PSVR Games
Umm… didn’t spot anything thrilling here. Maybe next time?
PS4 & PS5 Wildness
Now here’s the jumble of games that caught my eye. The list feels endless. Anyway, here’re the highlights—or what I think are the highlights:
- ABSURDIKA: Rebuild
- Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition
- AirJet Fighter Sky Dominators: Aerial Assault
- Angry Neighbors: Petty Revenge. Might be hilarious, or just absurd. Who’s to say?
- Arcade Archives SUPER XEVIOUS, which sounds retro?
- Becoming a She. Yeah, the title is intriguing, no idea where it leads though.
- Bunker 22. Sounds mysterious? Or maybe not.
And so many more! Ever heard of Captain Blood or despelote? Me neither, but they exist!
The randomness doesn’t stop there:
- Dream Park Story. Like a daydream maybe, or a nightmare—I’m not totally sure which.
- THE EXIT: LIMINAL ANOMALY HORROR. If you like creepy tones, I suppose?
- Freddy Farmer? Can’t even guess what that’s about.
Okay, maybe I’m rambling. Or am I? Either way, the list goes on and on. Shoot, you’d think they’d stop adding simulators but nope, there’s:
- Gun Shop Simulator
- Laundry Simulator: Clean Empire. Ever heard your washing machine sing? Yeah, me neither.
- MotoGP™25 for the racing souls.
There’s also something called Kitchen Nightmares—wait, that’s not right. Oh, it’s actually Weed Drug Empire. My bad.
To Be Continued
Well, I thought that’d be enough to wrap up but there’s the European update, which I’ll get to. Later, probably. Or maybe I’ll just get distracted again. Who knows?
