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So here’s a wild ride for ya. Turns out Microsoft and AMD are teaming up for some next-gen Xbox action. Yup, they’re diving into a multi-year partnership, which kinda sounds like they’re getting hitched but, hey, who knows? The whole point is to soup up the next Xbox consoles — including whatever comes after the Xbox Series X. Maybe it’s hitting the shelves in 2027? Or maybe not. I guess we’ll see.
Anyway, there’s a buzz (and some grumbling) about Xbox’s grand plans. Everybody’s got theories, right? They were supposed to have some handheld console but then — poof! Canceled. But surprise, surprise, during the Xbox Games Showcase on June 8, Sarah Bond, Xbox bigwig, dropped this bombshell about the ROG Xbox Ally. It’s like, “Whoa, where’d that come from?” Expected by 2025, they say. Oh, and don’t forget Microsoft’s busy tweaking Windows 11 to be all game-happy.
Okay, wait — back to the partnership. So, Microsoft and AMD are focused on stuff like advanced graphics and AI magic to make gaming all immersive. Old games will still work — that’s good, right? Plus, they’re going for that whole “play anywhere” vibe without locking us down to just one device or store. Sweet!
Anyway, Sarah Bond (again) was on Xbox’s YouTube, talking about making Windows the gaming platform of choice. So yeah, they really want Windows to be THE place, and that includes our buddy, the ROG Xbox Ally.
Now, rumors floating around here — folks are saying development on the Xbox Series X’s successor is full throttle. Full throttle, but like in a 2027 kind of way. There’s chatter that Microsoft and ASUS are quite chummy these days, too. Oh! And there’s talk Xbox might sneak some titles to the Nintendo Switch 2. Microsoft’s Phil Spencer is all buddy-buddy with Nintendo these days. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it. A chaotic but exciting jumble of gaming goodness. Who needs a neat little package when you’ve got this kind of whirlwind?
