Okay, let’s dive in. So, it’s finally the weekend, right? And, I know, it’s probably cliche to get all excited about it, but hey, sometimes you just gotta embrace the norm. Anyway — wait, where are we? Ah, yes! Deals! Let’s get into it. I’ve got a list somewhere… here it is, all about fantastic deals for May 3rd, and trust me, you won’t wanna miss these.
### Monster Hunter Wilds for $54.99
So, I’m cruising through the digital aisles at Woot, and boom, Monster Hunter Wilds is staring back at me. It’s $54.99, and I’m all “Do I really need this?” But the answer, of course, is a resounding yes. It’s got a new Focus Mode, whatever that means, which sounds like it’s meant for people like me who get easily distracted. Honestly, whoever came up with this could probably see into my soul. Anyway, 8 out of 10 people seem to think it’s cool too, if that counts for something.
### Snag the 11th Gen iPad for $299
Okay, let’s talk tech. Apple’s shiny stuff is always tempting, right? So, the newest iPad is down $50. Now, math isn’t my strong suit, but I think that means you pay $299. It’s got this A16 chip or something, and I’m not entirely sure why those letters and numbers are important, but I’m buying it. You can stick an Apple Pencil on it too, which makes me think of fancy calligraphy — like I’m a digital-era da Vinci or something… or maybe not.
### Ghost of Yotei, Pre-Order
Pre-orders, huh? They’re always risky, but this one sounds tempting. Ghost of Yotei is teasing us with some samurai action set in 1603. Kinda feels like déjà vu, doesn’t it? Eh, probably just me. Anyway, you play as Atsu, and it’s all about revenge. But don’t take my word for it, because honestly, all I have are guesses based on what’s out there. Sort of like buying a mystery box — and who doesn’t love a good surprise?
### Visions of Mana for $34.99
Paging all RPG lovers! Or maybe just me pretending to be one. Visions of Mana’s up for grabs at $34.99. It’s been ages since the last one came out, and I’m like, “Where have you been all this time?” Probably collecting dust in some forgotten file. But this one’s packed with new stuff, and it’s doing wonders to the nostalgia part of my brain. Clever class systems too, they say. Whoever’s deciding these things sure knows how to make me curious.
### Xbox Series X, Anyone?
Okay, confession time. I overheard someone saying the price is shooting up, so you might wanna take advantage of its $479.99 price. Not sure why it’s jumping, inflation, demand, or someone’s just feeling greedy. Anyway, it’s gonna feel even heavier in your wallet later. A big saving, they promise, and I’m all ears whenever deals throw numbers at me.
### LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga for $10
A LEGO Star Wars collection. Do I need to say more? For just 10 bucks, seriously? That’s like two cups of overpriced coffee. And it seems this game’s got it all — characters galore and then some. Even those new Disney+ series stars make an appearance. It’s like a Star Wars buffet! Join me if you’re as food-obsessed — I mean, Star Wars-obsessed — as I am.
### Super Mario Party Jamboree for $44.99
Ah, the classic Nintendo buzz. With all this talk of the Switch 2 Edition, it’s baffling not to save a little on what’s already around. They’re practically giving this one away for $44.99. Okay, not giving, but you get the idea. It’s Jamboree time, folks. If you upgrade later, apparently it’ll save some more cash down the road… I think?
And there you have it! Weekend warriors or just couch potatoes, get your hands on these while they last. Now, where’s my wallet?
