The Switch 2 just dropped, and guess what, Jon and James are back. Yup, you had a nice, peaceful three-week break from the J&J Madness Show, but they’re back, spreading chaos like a shadow creeping over the land. Crops are going to wither, kids are going to freak out, and dogs—yeah, dogs will probably leave you little surprises in the wrong spots.
Speaking of dogs, I mean, why would you have carpets with them? It’s like saying, “Yes, please, ruin my floors.” Hair everywhere, random wet patches. Seriously, hardwood is the only way to live—oh, wait, back to Switch 2.
So, here’s the rundown: they kick off with some first takes on the new hardware, plus the whole buying ordeal. James snagged something called the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour for us? Anyway, he’s got thoughts—loads of hurdles, a price tag to mention, and some random quizzes thrown in. Then after a break, they dive into Mario Kart World (literally on everyone’s lips). Keep in mind, this console was barely out a day when they did this, so it’s all pretty fresh.
Oh, and they don’t stop there. GameCube games on the new Nintendo Switch Online, right? They’ve got that too. NES Bionic Commando in Street Fighter 6—you guessed it, on the Switch 2. Plus, they babble about new ways to share screenshots and videos. You know what the deal is.
Honestly, call me a misunderstood artist, but I’m off to watch more Mr. Iguana matches.