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Alright, folks, so there’s this big thing happening soon — PlayStation’s Summer Sale! It kicks off right in the heart of summer, July 16 at the stroke of midnight, wherever you might be (PDT/BST/JST — you figure it out).
Crazy discounts are coming your way! EA Sports FC 25 Standard Edition slapped down by 79% — yup, for both PS5 and PS4. And, oh boy, Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 – Cross-Gen Bundle is going for 45% off. I mean, that’s something, right? Then there’s Assassin’s Creed Shadows Digital Deluxe Edition at 25% off. I always get lost in those games, but hey, they’re cool. Forza Horizon 5 at 25% off too — and can you feel the wind in your virtual hair already or is it just me? Oh, and there’s Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 with a tiny 10% off — a bit lame on the discount, but whatever.
There’s loads more you can check out. They’ll update the list when the bell rings for the sale. Hop onto the PlayStation Store when it’s live, get ready to dive into game dreams — or nightmares?
But wait, there’s more — kind of like those mysterious TV commercials with the slightly creepy guy. PlayStation’s bringing the summer vibes with some console and game promos on direct.playstation.com. If you’re in the U.K., Germany, or any of those other places like France and Spain, you’re invited to the party. But hurry, because it’s first come, first served till July 29.
Here’s what’s on the plate — 50 euros or 45 quid off the standard PS5, and 100 euros or 90 quid off the digital version. Sweet, right? They’ve got deals on games like Gran Turismo 7 and God of War: Ragnarök — epic battles and fast cars, sign me up! Plus, free standard shipping and returns if you grab them directly. Shipping freebies don’t sound like much until you’re tracking that delivery obsessively.
And listen to this — if you’re in the U.K., now’s your chance. You can lease a PS5 Digital Edition for under a tenner a month. Feels like a steal or a too-good-to-be-true scheme. Take your pick. Oh, and folks in Benelux, Portugal, and Spain – PlayStation Plus members get an extra 5% off. It’s like finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag. Nice!
Quick heads-up: The sale refreshes, swaps out deals (no clue what’s in store, so better check), and ends August 13 at 23:59. But, hey, don’t procrastinate — some deals say goodbye earlier. So that’s the lowdown, get ready to splurge.
Hope I didn’t ramble too much. But if I did, maybe you found the chaos enjoyable. Go ahead, snag those games, and let’s see what mischief we can get into this summer!
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